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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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