Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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