Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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