Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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