in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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