They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I need to sanitize my soul.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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