She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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