That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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