I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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