Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
