In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I can't turn off my feet"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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