so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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