Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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