Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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