So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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