Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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