Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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