She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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