She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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