All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Randomize
