Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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