Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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