I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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