I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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