I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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