Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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