Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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