But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Will exercising make me less horny?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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