Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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