remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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