its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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