So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We have so much sex to catch up on
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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