Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
