So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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