These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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