To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
that's an acceptable place to lick
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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