At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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