Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What drink are we having for lunch?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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