May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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