CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize