I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
lets start a swedish sibling band together
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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