who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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