doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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