Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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