I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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