They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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