Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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