Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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