oh god the rape fog is back!
I just cut my nipple shaving
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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