dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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