Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Boobs are out for the taking
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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