Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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