No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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