Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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