Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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