Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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