people are starting to question the shark bite story
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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